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2. in Molly’s head, while looking at the receipt from the super market…
Poor Mr Thomas, I have not fed him anything different from canned dry cat food and 2%milk…may be 2% milk is too much fat…that might be unhealthy…may be I am killing him with bad food. Well, at least I got him a new litter…I mean he does overuse that… so he should be FINE… if anything, I do have extra of those garbage bags to bury him!...wait, but how about me… those salted crisps…are soo bad for me..i mean salt is way off my diet ...omg and those candy&crème snacks, at least 200 calories each…I can feel the guilt …what else, RITTER SPORT MINIs, I took those off the shelf too! omg and it says one tbs of that berry syrup is at least another 100 calories…and the cigarettes!! I might as well wear garbage bags to hide by fat, round body! May be I will get rid of Mr Thomas and get a membership for the GYM! J…that should be a good resolution…now, how much can I sell him for??
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