Customer #1
Thank gawd! I thought I’d have to face this night without my concealer and breafmints. A date with bad complexion is nawt one you’d call again. And I’ve GOT to make a good impression on Farzad tonight. Aw yeah, with this minty-fresh scent in my mouf, he will be so totally lovin’ every word I say!
Customer #2Okay so finally I have this coverstick that everyone’s been raving about. It’s so cheap yet they say you can stick it on the cover of any school paper and it’ll boost your grade by like, at least 7 percent. People have tested it. It really works! I mean, yeah. It was scientific, even. The study. Why else would they call it Coverstick? It’s even an ETOS brand name product. And you know what they say – “Where do you get the energy from? ETOS.” Energy is code for grades. Oh and I ended up getting a white strongmint. To hold up my paper. I need something strong ‘cause it’s like 1700 wirds. That’s like 8 pages or something.
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